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300: Rise of an Empire Badhistory Review.
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Over a week ago, /u/arachnopope wrote a pretty awesome badhistory review on the movie 300. I won't be able to do a job as good as they did, but I'll still try to explain the bad history in the sequel to 300, 300: Rise of an Empire.

00:00:35-King Xerxes did not personally come up to Leonidasā€™ body on the battlefield and behead it. According to Herodotus, Xerxes had someone else behead the body and crucify it, putting the head on a stake.

00:02:09-Queen Gorgo, as far as I can tell, was never present at the Battle of Salamis.

00:03:04-I need not remind you guys that the Athenian Hoplites were a LOT better armoured than the movies portray.

00:03:27-The Persians had already disembarked, and were holding a stalemate with the Greeks for days before the Greek offensive at the Battle of Marathon.

00:03:41-Themistocles was not a ā€œlittle-known Athenian soldierā€. As a matter of fact, he had made quite a name for himself even before the battle of Marathon.

Entire dramatic sequence starting from 00:07:20-Themistokles never shot an arrow at King Darius, and King Darius did not die due to any injuries suffered during the Battle of Marathon. As a matter of fact, he died around 4 years later, in 486 BCE.

00:10:03-The entire monologue in which ā€œArtemisia whispered the seeds of madnessā€ probably never happened.

00:10:30-The entire ā€œgod-kingā€ bullshit, obviously never happened either.

00:11:51-Artemisia never went on a killing spree like the one depicted in the movie. Like, seriously, how can you pull so much shit of your arse?

00:15:25-The use of Elephants by the Persians in the Greco-Persian Wars is unlikely, because neither Herodotus or Xenophon ever mentioned it.

00:25:08-Iā€™m sure you all know that the entire life history of Artemisiaā€™s family being raped and murdered as well as Artemisia being sold as a sex slave is shitthatneverhappened.txt

00:30:22-The actual number of the Greek Ships was 371-378, not ā€œjust over 50ā€ as the commander reports.

00:32:27-Itā€™s highly unlikely that the Persians used slaves to row their ships.

00:34:07-The defensive circular formation used by the Greeks would have most probably been the Hedgehog Counter-formation, which would have involved having the prows facing out, unlike the depiction in the movie.

00:37:43-The Athenians werenā€™t exactly as ā€œuntrainedā€ at combat as the movie implies them to be; at the age of 18, every Athenian was required to spend two years in the military.

00:43:45-The Greeks never used a barricade of ships to block the Persian navy.

00:44:05-Iā€™m pretty sure that the Greeks understood that leaping from a great height onto wooden ships to attack their crew was a pretty bad idea, and thus never attempted it.

00:46:20-Just noticed this, but the Persians didnā€™t wear armour that was so flimsy it couldnā€™t stop a slashing sword. Youā€™d think their armour was like a T-shirt, what with the way it has been portrayed.

00:48:53, to the end of the sex scene-Obviously never happened. Iā€™m sure Themistocles and Artemisia never had sex.

01:01:14, entire fiery scene of carnage-Fire battles and suicide bombers? Lolwut?
Also, the Persian navy didn't possess an ironclad supertanker 10x the size of any greek vessel at Salamis.(thanks to /u/Flyingsquare for reminding me.)

01:08:41-Ephialtes was never sent as a messenger to Athens with Leonidasā€™ sword.

01:16:08-Artemisia was the only commander of Xerxes who advised against a naval battle. The movie, however, shows Artemisia as being eager to unleash the full might of the Persian navy upon the Spartans at the battle of Salamis.

01:17:36-The Athenians and the Spartans were allied before the Battle of Salamis, and the Athenians werenā€™t the only ones fighting the battle at the beginning.

01:27:26 fight scene between Themistocles and Artemisia-Themistocles and Artemisia never fought face-to-face, and Artemisia did not die at the battle of Salamis.

01:30:04-Navies at the time wouldn't have entered battle with their sails open.(Thanks to /u/Theoroshia and /u/Celebreth)

01:30:10-Again, the Spartan intervention wasnā€™t in the nick of time; they had already allied with the Athenians before the Battle of Salamis begun.

These are just the most obvious mistakes I could pick out. If you could think of anything I haven't mentioned here, I'd love to hear it. If I've made any mistakes as well, let me know of them and I will edit them.

EDIT-Added /u/Flyingsquare's suggestion, included a link to the original 300 Badhistory review.

EDIT 2-Fixed various minor errors in grammar and my choice of words.

EDIT 3-Incorporated the suggestion of /u/Theoroshia and /u/Celebreth as well.

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