I've never had a guy go down on me and I'd like to see what the hype is about. If you can make me cum once (or more if you're feeling generous), we can work together to make sure you get the same. I'm fine with this being a one time thing, but who doesn't like repeat customers?
I'm black, 5ft5, and chubby (or is it BBW? Check the profile to see which you think) in Fayetteville. I can't host right now (although I can in the future). I'm willing to travel or figure out a hotel arrangement. I'm looking to meet up this weekend.
I'm a professional who works from home. (Maybe we can have some daytime adventures if this becomes a common thing) I'm an unironic bad pun lover and terrible nerd who's into anime, videogames, speculative fiction, absurd podcasts, and watching people make useless things on youtube. I'm trying to become less basic in my boardgame tastes, but I'm just saying sushi go and superfight slap.
Requirements for you
- You're clean (I'm going to ask for proof and I've got mine)
- You're between 25 and 45 (30-somethings to the front)
- Your pussy eating game is undefeated
- You're at least 5ft7
- You have an American accent (Even "sexy" accents like British are banned)
- You don't have blond hair, green eyes or blue eyes.
Some optional pluses
- Long hair
- A total nerd
- Knows what the paper bag test is and can't pass it.
- Lives within 30mins of Fayetteville
If you're interested, send me a chat message with a pic with your face and your choice of either a terrible pun, a cringy dad joke, and/or a corny pick up line. If you make me laugh and I like your pic, I'll swap face pics with you and we can talk some more.
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