Rant: PHA day for entire company. Fuck me.

Rave: Not due for PHA...this time.

Rant: sitting in "front loaded" line for DD 93/SGLV

Rave: It could be worse...I suppose.

Rant: how fucking long does it take to say "yes my insurance is fine" and move on.

Rave: Every loud and mean "NEXT!1!" Is one step closer. To freedom.

Rant: what the fuck do I need this life insurance for? For the slim to none chance that I get shot the one weekend a month I show up here? Which rarely involves going anywhere near weapons, or leaving my tiny section of cubicle for that matter.

Rave: Best warrior competition going on. Female CPT actually made the skirt ASU look nice.

Rant: Why the fuck do we issue females a dress uniform that resembles a flight attendant?

Rave: Dem shiny plastic ASU shoes doe. Is it prom time already?

Rant: I feel like I have to take one of those weird shits that's like equal parts a regular shit and diarrhea.

Rave: if I'm lucky, I might not die before the end of the day.

Rant: UCP unit patches with OCP uniform. Fix yourself. Transition period does not mean "fuck it, close enough"

Rave: I need me some Scorpion. Shit doesn't make you look like bagged ass.

Rant: "Fill out this sheet LEGIBLY." Doesn't provide clipboard. Accept my lap-paperwork motherfucker.

Rave: This pen is sweet. Maybe I can stab myself.

Rant: PFC giving investment advice over here. HEREINMYGARAGE.MOV

Rave: He's got 47 dollars in his Ted X talks where he talks about stabilizing Iraq account. Wut.

Rant: "what are you writing Gho5t?" Never you mind what I'm writing. Don't go on Reddit. #dontDOXmebro

Rave: I think I've sufficiently disguised my identity. The world will never now. You can't see me.

Rant: I have been awake since 1400 yesterday. Fuck everything.

Rave: Nap time.

Rant: Never once has someone yelling "AT EASE!!11!!!11! I don't mind if you talk, just keep it down" ever fucking worked longer than a solid 60 seconds.

Rave: Now he's got a theoretical future Lamborghini in his Ted X talks where he talks about attacking ISIS in Belgium account.

Alright, I've had enough.