I became a yoni masseur for a day! I have no formal training or experience, but I think it went really well. Haha. Here’s what happened!

Quick story: Last week I posted on the other subreddit looking for some connections. I got a few messages, but there's one girl I really click with, and we share the same vibe.

Let’s name her Andrea. A small 5ft chinita and wear glasses.(pretty innocent look kung titignan) Slim, average boobs pero bumawi sa pwet. She’s a company Dentist in Manila. Andrea is 6 years older than me. Her engagement didn’t work out, and now she has been single for years.

After 2 days of our communication. She sent me a message. This was last Saturday.

“Hey! How's your Saturday going? Are you free today?” sabi ni Andrea. Nabigla ako since 1 day kaming walang message sa isa’t isa and our last conversation is just a casual kwentuhan.

At this point, Hindi agad ako nag reply sa kanya. We have a family dinner scheduled for that day. Bad timing. So, I calculated all the possible ways. Syempre I really want to meet her for the first time.

But since she’s from Manila and I’m from the province. 1 hour and 30 mins drive away from her. I think, I couldn’t make it. So, I messaged Andrea.

“Hey! My Saturday's going great, thanks! I've got a family dinner today. I’m sorry, I didn’t expect na mag message ka ng biglaan. Haha. but I’d love to catch up tomorrow if you're free.”

and Andrea replied, “Sayang naman. I’d love to go out with you to unwind after a long week. Hindi ka pala pwd biglain.😜”

Shet. After ko nabasa ung message niya parang na challenge ako. So I decided na wag muna sumama sa family dinner. I told my parents na may need akong i-meet for business transaction. Sorry mom and dad, I lied. Hahaha.

Then I replied to her, “I’ll be there around 7-7:30 pm” after sending this message naligo na agad ako and then after, I saw I had two missed calls from her. So tinawagan ko siya. “I asked why, preparing lang ako then will drive na.” Sabi ko sa kanya.

Bigla niyang sinabi na, non-verbatim - “No need to go here na. Actually when I sent you a message nag dadrive na ako. I’ll be the one who will go there since ako naman naka-abala sa lakad mo. Haha”

After an hour or so. We’ve met. Dinala ko siya sa fave resto ko to eat some pizza and pasta. We have a lil chit chat about adulting life etc. After our meal, biglang sinabi ni Andrea, “I love the food. Parang ang sarap mag sleep after eating a good food no?”

Hala ka. At this moment. Naisip ko na lang na good timing pala ung family dinner at kung anu-ano na naiisip ko. Hahaha. But TBH, wala naman talaga ako plan ng something NSFW na mangyayare that night. Then I told her, “You can rest muna sa place ko if you want? Baka maka tulog ka sa pag da-drive. Will buy coffee rin for us.”

My place is just two blocks away from my parents' house. Mataas yung gate so hindi kita yung mga cars na nakapark. So my car and Andrea’s car were safe. Hindi magtataka sila mom and dad na bakit dalawa ung car na nakaparada. Hahaha

So eto na nga. Kadating pa lang, I turned on the AC to cool down the room and para makapag pahinga siya for a while. While sipping our coffees bigla niya nakita ung massage table.

Andrea said, “Wow. May massage bed ka sa room mo ah. Why? Haha. Marunong ka?” She smirked and iba ung tingin niya sakin. At may pahabol na sabi, “Yoni?” At this time, kahit naka on na ung AC parang hindi lumalamig. Parang biglang nag init ung katawang lupa ko.

So sumagot na lang ako. “Gusto mo bang subukan?” Right after ko sabihin yun. Dahan dahan niyang hinubad yung denim skorts niya while staring at my eyes. Nakita niya sa mga mukha ko na parang di ako makagalaw na nakatitig lang sa kanya.

I never expected that this pretty, innocent face would pull something like that in front of me. What a naughty move, Dra. 😏

After that, tumalikod siya sakin while removing her white plain shirt. She knows how to flaunt her assets. Napatitig talaga ako sa pwet niya. Looks like I'm getting a prime view of Dua Lipa's butt! Top tier!

While wearing her undies humiga na siya sa bed. I told her na need alisin ung bra and panty since I will pour oil sa body nya. She told me, “You know what to do. Kaya hindi ko hinubad kasi gusto ko ikaw mag alis para sakin.” — D*mn. After niya sabihin yun sobrang tigas na ng titi ko. Of course, I comply.

I set up the lighting and calming music. I begin with general body relaxation. Gentle massage on the shoulders and back to help ease tension. Before going down I asked her na humarap na. I slowly massage her breast and around the areola while gently pinching her nipple. At this time nakita ko na umaangat na ung mga legs niya and I can hear little moans. I said na mag deep breathing siya throughout the process para maging present and connected siya sa body niya.

I keep on asking if she’s comfortable. Luckily I’m doing the right thing. Then I started with light touches on the thighs and abdomen, gradually moving closer to the yoni. This time pinabuka kona ung legs niya. Kitang kita ko na her pussy is so dripping wet. At this time, she looked at me and said, “Please lick my clit for me” I did it for her since it’s my favorite thing to do.

I started to play with her pussy using my hands. Pinasok kona ung daliri ko sa puki niyang basang basa while playing her clit. At this time, I slowly aiming for her G spot.. unti unti ng lumalakas yung ungol niya.

At umiral ung intrusive thoughts ko. Habang sarap na sarap siya, nag ask ako ng random question about sa food na kinain namin kanina. Hahaha. (Deep inside me natatawa ako) nakaganti rin ako sa mga dentist na kinakausap habang naka nga-nga tayo. HAHAHA

I know mali ung move ko na yun since she’s reaching her orgasm na buti na lang hindi nasira ang momentum. She cum a lot and squirt! Sobrang basang basa ng massage bed. She’s the one who took a video and photo. She was completely surprised by her ability to squirt. 💦

After the yoni experience. Nag rest siya about 15 mins before mag wash up. I offered her to stay for the night, but she politely declined because she had plans with her cousin in the morning. Before she went home, she thanked me for the wonderful experience. She even jokingly said, “next time ikaw naman” hahaha

Salamat, Doc! 🤭 * She knew I was going to share this and I asked for her permission first. I even asked her to send the video and photo.

https://imgchest.com/p/bp45z9kd245

Although she doesn’t post or comment, she often lurks silently. 😉

Thank you for reading up until the end! Ciao!

EDIT ** For those who are asking, I’m not an expert. Hindi po ako nag papabayad. I’m just doing this for fun. To make gush and giggle 💦🤭