Good morning!!

I think it’s time we address the “size” narrative.

Some of you may recognize me from my “slutty soccer mom” post yesterday, lol. Thank you for the 485 unsolicited dick pics.

Dicks, big dicks, little dicks, massive dicks, microdicks all hit my inbox… with such literally stimulating introductions such as “hmu”, “let me see that pussy”, my panty wetting “hey”… great work gents — way to underachieve.

In my 40 years on this planet as woman — I have been asked the “what do you think?” Or “how do I compare?” questions ALOT.

Gents - I can’t imagine what it’s like growing up in a society that judges you or fucks with your self esteem due to an uncontrollable genetic physical feature or development….. wait… YES I CAN. I assume it starts at an early age — when boys start to realize that not everyone is built the same… and spirals out of control from there… porn doesn’t help one bit.

The argument you make about size - “bigger is better” is flawed. Your presumption, assumes that all vaginal cavities share the same dimensions, flexibility, and pliability. A lady’s “fine china” is as unique as your member.

It takes adult women years to learn what is comfortable, was is stimulating, what is fulfilling/satisfying, and what they seek. Now — having all those blocks checked — doesn’t mean the owner of that dick is someone we want to build anything with…. The “great guy, great dick” combo is a tough unicorn to catch.

Guys stop evaluating yourself on the length/girth of your package… I have seen a 4inch penis cause a waterfall - just bc of the personal fit. I’ve seen a dude almost having to tie a 2x4 around their ass so they don’t fall into the cave of souls.

The size conversation— is irrelevant in truth — it’s about preference/fit/comfort/CONNECTION.

Now — to the dudes packing those Hillshire Farms Christmas Salami logs… bless you and your genetics, but 98% of women are going to run the other way…don you have experience with a bruised, beaten, torn, sore, leaky undercarriage??

Instead of being too timid to talk to a beautiful woman… shoot your shot, ask “hey, things are going well, we might be heading to an intimate connection soon — tell me — what are your personal preferences size, stimulation, foreplay, etc. The more maturity you put into trying to understand your “target” partner… the better the encounter will be!

TRANSPARENCY CONFESSION: I’ll be open - my desired preference is been 5.75in - 7in, uncut, thick(ish)…

I’ve had 10in — nope never again — fucking miserable. I’ve had Micropenis…

Ladies help me out — have I said anything untrue or missing something?