I keep getting these YouTube ads from Noom trying to convince me to sign up for their weight loss service. But the more I see the one with the cute fun brunette woman who learns she "suffers" from "Food FOMO" (lol, an actual medical diagnosis, I'm sure), the more I feel, damn, girl, don't change a thing. You're cute, you dress well, you love to eat (me too), you have a varied social life, you seem like you're really loving life and enjoying it to the fullest, and you should come hang out with me and we can be chic fun-loving lesbians together and go to all the new sushi restaurants and pop-up food trucks. Whatever Noom's strategy is into shaming me to not live this life with my new cute curvy foodie girlfriend, it's not working.