that someday, maybe before I expire, men will interact with women without assuming:

• She doesn’t mean what she says
• Her well-considered requirements are so flexible they practically don’t exist
• She’s flippable
• She’s a “scamer” because she didn’t return your message within two minutes
• She’s a gold digger
• She’ll be A-OK with you lying about your age
• She’ll ignore that your photo is from the decade when you last looked like you preferred
• She won’t notice when you email her from an email address with someone else’s name
• She’ll not even blink when you pay — with a credit card that has a name you never told her
• She’ll take whatever you choose to dish out to her because she needs a man.