Hey everyone!

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What we are:

• Mature - Though only in age, clearly.

• Late-night! - Like, really late-night. 9pm-3am PDT (Midnight - 6am EDT) for most of us! We also hang earlier on weekends!

• Social! - Almost to a fault. Mandatory Mumble for raids, but we'd prefer if you'd hang even more!

• Hilarious! - At least to us, which probably means we're awful. Our humor is crude, and occasionally offensive, but we'd have it no other way! Keep in mind we're an adult guild, and genuinely awful human beings.

• Small! - In size. I mean, guild size. Like we're a small tight-knit community. Clearly we're all super well-endowed. And you will be, too, once you join!

• Casually-Hardcore! - Oxymoron, amirite!? But seriously, we won't penalize you for not showing up to a raid if real life gets in the way, and we accept casual, social members, too! That being said, we'll be taking our raid progression seriously, but on a schedule for any second-shift working (wo)man!

• Ridiculously Good Looking! - Somehow we're all really, stunningly gorgeous. No idea how or why. Oh, and ripped. Definitely.

• Female! - Well, some of them are, I guess. And married, so there's that.

• Drunk! - Not always. Just usually.

What we aren't:

• Naked! - Just kidding. Pants optional, but discouraged.

• Elitist! - I mean, we're clearly the best, but if you join us, then you're the best, too.

• Single-Game Focused! - Why just play Wildstar? We have an assortment of steam games to enjoy, a Minecraft server, a Terraria server, and a Starbound server for all members to enjoy! Also, drunken Cards against Humanity is more mandatory than raids. So be prepared.

• Cake! - What I mean is that we're not actually made of cake, but we'll have some available for you to stick your sword into. And by sword, I mean... fork. Yeah. "Fork." I guess it'd be better if it were a warm apple pie? What a terrible movie. Anyway...

Do we sound like what you're looking for? No? Well TOUGH. Apply anyway. Or else. www.cake-gaming.com

(Optionally, respond here, PM me, or even feel free to message one of our fine officers in-game to have a chat: Shaemis / Cataplexi / Vulgarity / Gunney -- we won't bite unless you ask us to. And you will ask us to.)

For Glory. For Honor. For CAKE!

^{Fucking love cake.}