Dear you,

I will never have the courage to go up and talk to you again. I wish I did. But the last time I did you seemed completely uninterested. And that’s fine. You are under no obligation to be interested in me. But I just want to say that your piercing blue-green eyes make me melt every time I see them. You are modest and I’m sure you go to the gym at 5:30 am because you don’t like the attention. So I respect that.

I think pickup lines are kinda dumb. It’s not like it hurt to fall from heaven or it’s not like you’re from Tennessee (I mean you could be. I dunno) it’s more like Aphrodite herself thought up someone more beautiful than her and then made you. You’re elegant and poised and beautiful. Thank you for being my pre workout.

Sincerely, Me.