How about this epic FUBAR...

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Had 14's yesterday. Nice field, good partner.

Both dugouts had two entrances without gates.

Bottom of the first and the 3rd base side has too many kids posted up outside the dugout. I call time and admonish them, "HEY I need everyone not on deck in the dugout." Everyone complies except for one kid. Before granting time in I yell "INSIDE I mean INSIDE!"

An inning later same kid sitting on a bucket in front of the door. Now I'm losing patience. "I NEED ALL KIDS INSIDE THE DUGOUT."

"BLUE I'M A GODDAMNED COACH."

Took a closer look. He was about 30, in my defense quite small in stature and young looking.

I stammered out, "Well, you're uh blocking the entrance."

I apologized to him the next inning in a discrete manner, he was civil but wasn't having it.

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