Maybe not as crazy as some on here, but 100% true. I hold a professional and well regarded job at a very prestigious location.

I guess you could say I'm an authority figure within the place, and you'd certainly say I'm respectable.

What the people I work with don't know, as I lecture them on some misdemeanor or other, is that I have "dirty little slut" written across my stomach in sharpie and have been sneaking away to take nudes for my wife. She doesn't like to be kept waiting and I hate disappointing her.

Afterall, if I do, I might just miss out. It's on these days I know if I behave, she'll be dressed in black lace, sporting her favourite flogger and black rubber strap-on ready to show me just why she's the Boss.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Even the Bosses have a Boss of their own" 😂