OK, I've just discovered this sub. Lots of familiar scenarios here!

But I'm not sure I'm a "simp". "Sissy" definitely isn't right for me, though. And I'm not ACTUALLY a "cuck", despite the fact that a lot of our dynamic looks like that. So...maybe I'm a "simp"?

Consider...

• It's been nearly 500 days since the last time my little peenie penetrated my Wife/Mistress.
• She receives all the oral she wants.
• After she has finished, if she's pleased with my performance, she sometimes allows me to jerk off onto her feet. Other times she dismisses me.
• I'm on a strict schedule of full and ruined orgasms. She believes in prostate and testicular health, so she's generous with my releases. But I don't decide when...I just look at the calendar.
• I'm not allowed to look at porn of women during my releases. But I can look at men.
• I have to report all of my releases to her, and I keep a log.
• Which is how I know that I swallowed 66 loads of my own semen in 2020. And I'm on track to break that record in 2021, easily, having swallowed 53 loads so far.
• Writing this out in a list makes me feel so much love for my Wife/Mistress. The stricter she becomes, the more pathetic she makes my sex life, the happier I am.

So...Am I a simp?