Now I know what you’re thinking…. “Pick pocketed is not NSFW”. So let me set the stage 🤣

I was dating someone at the time, and we were at a football game. Tailgating all day with friends, just a good college game day festivities. As people started trickling off to the game I was staying back drinking with some friends.

This guy at the tailgate a few down from us kept eyeing and winking at me and I went over to talk to him. Mind you my bf was already in the game.

I was very drunk and ended up flirting with this guy and didn’t realize all my friends had left already as well. He was getting very handsy and I was super into it.

Long story short we ended up going into the woods behind the tailgate and started making out against a tree. He flipped me around and pulled my pants to my ankles, and bent me over and started eating me out from behind.

I was so caught up in the moment I wasn’t even thinking, but he stopped and said “oh damn my wife is gonna be back any minute. We gotta stop. Wait a second before you come out of the woods - I’ll go first, then you.”

As I’m pulling up my pants he left and I was so worried someone would see me as well I waited behind and listened to his plan.

By the time he was gone, that’s when I realized: he grabbed my phone and card holder out of my pocket while my pants were around my ankle!!! He pickpocketed me and dashed. So I was left no phone, no money, no contact with anyone 💀