SwapApp™ is just like your regular swipe right-or-left dating app but for finding your next body. You get a feed of profiles with a text bio and Safe For Work photos of the people that kinda match the descriptors of your customized search. Once matched, you get the option to drop into the DMs to get to know more about each other, ask burning questions about the other’s body, and share media within the app. And once both agree the other is a good candidate, their consciousnesses get transferred after both having green-lighted the SwappNow button and havingchoosen between: One Day, One Week, One Month, Three Months, Six Months, One Year, Permanent (Unlock).

After trying this time a search with the descriptors under six feet, caucasian, pale, skinny, fit, brunette, golden retriever, silly, witty, uncut, grower and no chest hair; it wasn’t long before I got a match. He wasn’t tall nor short, neither languish nor brawny, but most importantly: he seemed hella cute. I could already see me wearing baggy hoodies on his frame. I could only hope he wasn’t a jerk and didn’t mind getting asked all sort of genuinely curious questions.

My profile

Name: Eva E.

Age: 24

Eye color: Green

Hair color: Blonde

Height: 5’4”

Weight: 99 lbs

Measurements: 37-25-34

Cup size: 34C

About me: I’m a vegan dog lover who likes to sleep-in late, exercise, and have fun. I’d love to do the same as you uwu

I’d like to use reddit chat/DMs as if it were SwapApp™’s. If interested, send me chat with your profile description and an in-character first message or question.