business business is a game created by u/pandabunny and her husband. She explains the rules in this thread titled "what do you do with your SO that isn't normal":

I can’t fully remember how it came about but the goal is to fully and completely clasp the other persons right hand in yours and shake it twice while repeating “business business”. If the other person can get their hand free or shout “business business” at the same time it’s a failed attempt. We don’t keep score but the last person who got in a successful handshake is the winner until they are dethroned. So what started as a little inside joke has spiraled into a full competition with such notable wins as... at my uncles funeral. While reaching for an offered water bottle (we live in the desert) And in the middle of any and all arguments. It’s gotten so bad that anytime either of us try to hold hands we both have a momentary standoff to make sure it’s not a ploy.

Ever since I saw this post I've wanted to find someone to play it with. Are you that someone?

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To give a more traditional dating profile, here is a little about me:

Hey there! I'm a Toronto native with a unique blend of cultural experiences. For the past 25 years, I've called this vibrant city home. Professionally, I work as a senior business analyst, which means I've used terms like "Let's circle back," "Let's not boil the ocean," and "let's double click on that" in meetings unironically. I'll never live down the shame...

In my downtime, you'll find me pursuing a diverse range of interests. I'm passionate about fitness and self-improvement, hitting the gym and practicing yoga regularly. Recently, I also got a city bike pass to explore Toronto's scenic Lakeshore. My last few Sundays have been: a bike ride on the lakeshore to yoga in the park, followed by a Jazz-contemporary dance class at the local community centre, followed by lunch by the lakeshore. This fall, I'll also be joining a choir to practice my group choral singing skills, which I'm super excited about!

When I'm not breaking a sweat, I'm diving into the world of books and movies. As a lifelong bookworm, I read "The Hobbit" in grade 4, and in grade 5 my teacher fueled my literary passion with his own copy of "The Lord of the Rings." Movies like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and "Amelie" hold a special place in my heart, and I can't resist animated classics like "Mulan."

Musically I'm all over the place. Over the years I've loved the music of Paramore, Alicia Keys, Dua Lipa, Rihanna, Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran, and many others. My most recent earworm has been "Slow Song" by the Knocks, right before that it was "Delirious" by Grace Potter. I also enjoy creating music: I recently bought a tongue drum which makes an out-of-this world sound, and I regularly go to drum circles at Trinity bellwoods park, as well as the aforementioned choir.

I'm not bound by traditional labels. I consider myself agnostic, valuing a moral and empathetic life regardless of religious affiliation. My aspiration is to achieve self-realization through meditation.

I hold certain values dear to my heart. Open-mindedness is a must, and I appreciate those who share this trait. I'm an advocate for self-sufficiency, cleanliness, and frugality. I like to cook; cutting vegetables with my victorinox chef's knife on my bamboo cutting board gives me immense satisfaction. My philosophy is to maintain a clean environment through daily upkeep, punctuated by deeper cleaning sessions every few weeks – yes, I'm that person who gets a high from cleaning the fridge!

One thing to note is that I've chosen not to have children, because gestures broadly at everything. However, I'm open to discussions and potential changes of heart in the future.

In today's digital age, I'm aware of the pitfalls of excessive screen time and the negativity it can breed. I'm actively working on strategies to reduce my online consumption, including periodic phone-free days.

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That's it for my traditional profile. If playing business business sounds like something you want to do, then shoot me a message and let's see if we're compatible!