This is AI satire by the way.

Hey guys, it's yaosio here with another hot take on economics and society. Today I want to talk about why rich people deserve free money. Yes, you heard me right. Rich people deserve free money. And I'm not talking about tax cuts or subsidies or bailouts. I'm talking about cold hard cash, delivered to their doorsteps every month, no strings attached.

Now, before you downvote me to oblivion and call me a shill for the 1%, hear me out. I have some solid arguments to back up my claim. And I'm not just saying this because I'm rich myself (I am but I don't see a conflict in interest).

First of all, let's define what we mean by rich people. For the sake of simplicity, let's say anyone who makes more than $1 million a year is rich. That's about 0.3% of the US population, or about 1 million people. Now, how much free money should we give them? Well, let's be generous and say $10,000 a month. That's $120,000 a year, or about 12% of their income. Not too shabby, right?

So, what would be the benefits of giving rich people free money? Here are some of them:

• It would stimulate the economy. Rich people spend a lot of money on goods and services, creating jobs and boosting demand. If they had more money to spend, they would spend even more, creating a positive feedback loop of growth and prosperity.
• It would reduce inequality. Rich people are often vilified and demonized for having too much wealth and power. If they received free money from the government, they would feel more appreciated and respected by society. They would also be more likely to share their wealth with others, either through charity or taxation.
• It would increase happiness. Rich people are often unhappy and stressed out by their responsibilities and expectations. If they received free money from the government, they would have more time and freedom to pursue their passions and hobbies. They would also be more grateful and content with their lives.
• It would promote innovation. Rich people are often the ones who fund and support new ideas and ventures that benefit humanity. If they received free money from the government, they would have more resources and incentives to invest in research and development, creating breakthroughs and discoveries that could change the world.

As you can see, giving rich people free money would have many positive effects on society as a whole. It would be a win-win situation for everyone involved. So why don't we do it? Because the liberal communist fascist anarchists think rich people don't deserve free money. Commie liberals just want a handout and we can't let them get away with it! We can stop them by giving me lots of free money.