Todd Howard loved making video games, especially Skyrim. He wanted everyone to enjoy his masterpiece, even the kids. So he came up with a brilliant idea: he would dress up as a clown and visit schools, hospitals, and birthday parties to sell Skyrim to the young ones.

He put on a colorful wig, a red nose, and a big smile. He packed his car with copies of Skyrim for every platform: PC, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, mobile, and even toaster. He drove around town, looking for places where kids would gather.

He found a school playground where some children were playing soccer. He parked his car and got out, holding a sign that said "Skyrim for sale! Only $59.99! Best game ever!" He waved at the kids and shouted, "Hey kids! Do you like dragons? Do you like magic? Do you like adventure? Then you'll love Skyrim! Come and get it!"

The kids stopped playing and looked at him curiously. Some of them recognized him as the famous game developer. Others thought he was just a weird clown. They approached him cautiously and asked him questions.

"What is Skyrim?" one kid asked.

"Skyrim is the best game ever!" Todd exclaimed. "It's a huge open world where you can do anything you want! You can fight dragons, cast spells, join guilds, craft weapons, explore dungeons, and more! It's endless fun!"

"Is it hard?" another kid asked.

"Not at all!" Todd assured. "You can choose your own difficulty level and play at your own pace. You can also customize your character and choose from different races, skills, and perks. You can be a warrior, a mage, a thief, or anything in between!"

"Is it scary?" a third kid asked.

"Only if you want it to be!" Todd said. "You can encounter all kinds of creatures and enemies in Skyrim, from wolves and bears to vampires and zombies. But don't worry, you can always run away or use your weapons and magic to defend yourself. You can also have companions who will help you along the way!"

he kids were intrigued by Todd's description of Skyrim. They wanted to try it for themselves. They asked their parents for money and bought copies of Skyrim from Todd. Todd was happy to see them excited about his game. He gave them each a sticker that said "I'm a Dragonborn!" and told them to have fun.

Todd continued his journey, visiting more places where kids were. He sold Skyrim to them all, making them happy and making himself rich. He felt proud of his work and his game. He thought he was doing a good deed by spreading joy and entertainment to the world.

He didn't realize that he was also spreading addiction and obsession to the kids. He didn't know that some of them would neglect their homework, their friends, their family, and their health because of Skyrim. He didn't care that some of them would spend hundreds of dollars on microtransactions and DLCs for Skyrim. He didn't notice that some of them would become violent and aggressive because of Skyrim.

He only cared about one thing: selling Skyrim.