If this post is still up I’m still looking!

Oh, hey. You actually clicked on this title. I wasn't expecting that so I didn't have a next step for my master plan but now you are forcing me to wing it.

I am on the taller side (6'5) and would prefer to meet a taller gal. Yes, I said gal. I'm from the Midwest. Everything is just easier when the proportions of all the parties involved are closer together. And maybe I just want an excuse to purchase a Alaskan King size bed.

I'm flexible with my work location so I'm willing to speak with anyone in the US. Flexible does not mean unemployed. That sounds like code for unemployed or entrepreneur or graduating from the school of hard knocks.

I'm a stress-free, movie-quoting, bearded, and bespectacled rapscallion. Not quite a homebody and not a full blown outdoors enthusiast. A night at home with a good book or a day spent hiking both sound wonderful. And that's reasonable hiking. Not a day full of navigating switchbacks. Books and national parks, fireplaces and roadside attractions, sitting on the porch and exploring a museum. Those are some of my favorite things.

I probably spend too much time going down Wikipedia and YouTube rabbit holes. I love useless facts and trivia. It helps me figure out crosswords.

I have baseless and irrational aversions about insignificant things. For your consideration: Jingle Bell Rock is a terrible Christmas song and I firmly believe you should not put up a Christmas tree until after Thanksgiving. And what's up with red lights that change for no apparent reason when I am about to go through the intersection? Like there's no cars coming from the cross street!

I've never seen the movie Titanic, never read To Kill A Mockingbird, and never watched an episode of Friends. I'm like some weird mutant from a parallel dimension. But I'm fun, silly, a bit of an old man, open-minded, kind, and a total fuddy duddy.

I have odd but harmless hobbies many people find amusing. That's called a tease. Did it work? Did you swipe right? Are you messaging me right now?!