“The Shirtless Martyr”

Episode 1:

It came to be known as a race…. A race based on how much I received the most heart tickles… and winner….. get the wedding contract. Tax benefits marriage - my new short stories series Im gonna start when Im bored. Funny cuz its true stories meets “how I met your mother, with ADHD and flavor parings with for your emotions & fight club in between” dating in your 30’s 🫣 Book being written under pseudonym “THE SHIRTLESS MARTYR” lost his shirt by giving it away to all of them

Contenders are all only referred to as AKA’s Many can join. “Space Walruses” & “Single Serving Friends” welcome to apply. And new members will get input as numbers for characters. Everyone once started here until they were rewarded with their own AKA. NO SELF IDENTIFIYING! Or you talked to someone about me! So were done! Tyler was able to speak to anyone. Jack was restricted.

The rules… Answer 4 questions 1 ) enneagram? & meyers brigg test result? 2) what is your relationship attachment style? 3) whats your love language 4) will you watch fightclub with me 5) heart tickles encouraged - be emotionally raw and vulnerable…. No physical intimacy allowed but do good deeds. And not just to me! 6) if you lose will you truly play fair and will you accept the rules….. and not talk about it. Then choose to wish for the best and pray for Love. Health, and full bellys when its all said and done and truly love from afar….. like we all know I went thru.

Contender’s listing. And no particularly rating. But score sheets & chapters & chapters to come, couple back stories and fill in’ will happen

“Marla Singer”

“Pepper pots”

“My Maria Brink”

“Siren of the sea”

“Chloe”

“Gold member”

“12th and Elm”

“Idaho”

“Montana”

“Driver”

“Arizona” & “Georgia”

“Tire”

“Wifey-Ex”

“Divorciada” and brief English “divorcey stay 2gethr for the kids excerpts”

“Subaru BRZ”

“Preserving Chino”

“The one that got away”

“Fontana hickey”

And back stories in between. Tune in semi-regularly when I get a thought. Chapters will come as necessary. All want me to give a shoutout… but they all know that I follow the rules! 🤐🤫🤐. If you made a mark, you’re noticed enough to make sure you clean up your stain……