[By Page Turner]
Don't be unicorn hunters. Be unicorn ranchers.
It all comes down to one simple fact. Couples really shouldn't be hunting unicorns.
Instead, couples should be unicorn ranchers. If we want unicorns to come and visit us, we should create a safe place for them.
If you want a unicorn, you must first create a unicorn sanctuary. Grow grass. Plant flowers. Tend it. Leave the gate open. But don't set any traps.Â
Make sure your relationship is in order. "Relationship broken, add more people" never works. A unicorn isn't going to be your big, fluffy life raft. She is a person, with wants and needs of her own, ones that don't revolve around your preexisting relationship.
Don't hunt her down. Don't conquer her. And when she shows up, of her own accord, in this magical refuge you have created, whatever you do, don't fence her in. Feed your unicorn.
If she likes you, if she trusts you, she'll stay.
Being a unicorn is fantastic, yet terrifying. You're universally pursued, but you never know whether someone wants to cut off your horn, kill you and mount your head on the wall, or keep you at their ranch and spoil you.
If you're looking for a unicorn, as many are, don't be the hunting kind. Be the spoiling kind. Be unicorn ranchers.
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