We met a couple and clicked. We havenât yet done anything due to scheduling conflicts. The plan was to meet over thanksgiving weekend but now weâre not so sure we want to.
They asked if weâd be open to them sending a video with no pressure to reciprocate. We agreed and were excited to watch. Then we did.
Itâs them in various states of fucking. It started with here holding the camera. Sheâs moaning and the camera pans down. Quick flash of some nice tits and then between her legs. This is where the trouble started. There was this face with these angry eyes staring at us and he just kept staring. Making these weird noises. I look over and see this horrified expression on my wifeâs. Between his gaze and the noises, she took going down on her off the table.
It just went wrong from there. There was an uninspiring blowjob. A lot of bored looks from her while he jackhammers behind her. She kept slapping his hand away from her nipples, saying that he knows she doesnât like them played with.
The biggest turn off was the amount of farting from both. It was almost like they hoped the microphone didnât catch it. There were whispers when it would happen and it seemed like they tried to cut and edit but didnât quite get it.
We skipped through quite a bit so there may be more we missed. Our reaction after watching was disappointment. We thought for sure this was sent as a way to get us turned off and back out. Mission accomplished.
They started texting the next morning. Wanting to know what we thought and how hot it was shooting that for us. How sexy she felt at certain points and how she canât wait to do that to me and see her husbands head between my wifeâs legs. Theyâre still on for the weekend and have asked if we want to see more from them and if we have one to share. Going so far as to ask if weâd make one while watching theirs, or video chat and watch each other.
Weâve been polite and are trying to sort out if this is serious or as we suspect, a way to back out. My wife is absolutely against anything happening.
We booked a two bedroom suite for everyone and I have suggested to my wife that we eat the total cost and as an apology offer for them to use it for themselves. Neither of us are traveling more than 20 minutes so itâs not a big getaway.
Weâre struggling because theyâve been a fun couple to meet and hang out with in the small doses we have. Just seeing the video and how they fuck, ruined a lot of the mystery. It saved us from a potential bad experience but Iâm disappointed in myself for getting this far in.
TL;DR - couple check all of our boxes. Sent us a video of them having sex that was not good. Unchecked a lot of boxes. Now weâre trying to back out of a weekend booked in a suite. We plan to offer the suite at our expense as an apology. We just donât know a nice way to tell them that the video turned us off.
Good to see Iâm not the only one that doesnât fart in front of their wife.
The angry eyes at the beginning were awful. My wifeâs comment was âHeâs going to be eating me out and all I can think is âheâs got the angry eyesâ in the Mrs Potatohead voice from Toy Story.â
We had an idea of what the video was going to be but for as graphic as it became. It was so out of character from the people we thought we knew. Definitely not reciprocating.
It was like the shook them loose. At on point he paused farted and picked right back up.
Delete it. Burn the phone. Bury the remains.
I know. Expect disappointment and youâll never be disappointed.
Just cancel, sounds like youâre new to this so use that as an excuse. That ya decided itâs not for yall
We donât either. Weâve decided itâs got to be intentional to back out. Theyâve been pretty quiet about things today.
With the holiday weâre talking about having an âunexpectedâ visitor come to stay.
Thank you for this. Itâs good to know weâre not alone in this. We definitely feel your pain.
We were not happy with the beer fart excuse. When we play we drink. We never allow ourselves to get that drunk. If we do, one of us has enough sense to say this is a bad idea. The fact that they had no self control or awareness to say this might not be sexy, is a red flag for us.
Itâs definitely like what we would shoot on our phones. Some of it seems so odd that it has to be intentional. I canât see how anyone would look at it and think âYep, super hot. Send it.â
We get what you are saying and have plenty of home movies weâve made. This is not just weird camera angles. Itâs so overly intentional it almost seems unreal.
Weâve had better luck with threesomes as well.
Weâre still hoping this is their way of backing out.
A couple months. Mostly quick drinks and home. We met through a mutual couple. Thatâs the only connection. Otherwise we travel in very different circles.
I had not thought of this. Pure evil genius.
Weâve had ups and downs. Couples have been rough lately. Thatâs why we were so frustrated with the video.
Thereâs different releases of air that can happen. I have seen women get their legs pinned back and accidentally toot or cum hard and toot. Generally thereâs some embarrassment but you move on.
This was pause and flex by both parties. Pause, fart, continue.
Next weekend. After thanksgiving. We all have a long holiday.
This would so be mine & my wifes luck! And bro I'm 100% with you on the gas! My wife & I have been together for 30 years, I've probably heard her accidentally farther 4 times. So odd. Really enjoyed hearing your experience. Thank God for that video though buddy.
I donât know that people would laugh.
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They were legit farts from both.