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As a Unicorn, I am so tired of navigating through all the bullshit couples
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  • itā€™s a bucket list thing since heā€™s never had a threesome
  • itā€™s always been a fantasy for me
  • I want someone to help me please him
  • Weā€™re looking for some NSA fun, sex only thatā€™s it (in other words we want an escort but without having to pay for it)
  • Iā€™ve lost confidence since having kids and itā€™s causing a dead bedroom for us, weā€™re hoping a three some will spice things up
  • My wife and I are looking for a threesome but you and I need to have sex without her being involved first to make sure youā€™re a good fit for us

None of these are exaggerations either. These are all things Iā€™ve heard since joining the lifestyle almost 10 years ago.

In my experience, even I did agree to some of these, they can EASILY go south

I genuinely love good threesomes but I feel like Iā€™ve become so jaded over it now. I have very little patience these days for a lot of these couples and now really only deal with couples Iā€™ve seen before or word of mouth

Thanks for hearing my rant

Bonus points of you guys can explain why any of these lines are particularly annoying for a unicorn

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This is exactly why Iā€™m nervous to be a unicorn for couples. My husband and I have just started playing solo and the idea of being a unicorn sounds super hot! We deal with enough issues together when trying to meet new couples, I canā€™t imagine trying to navigate it alone.

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This is something I suspected, and I donā€™t want to be a couples object/toy. I think for a starters Iā€™m going to try being a unicorn for a couple we are already established with. We already have trust there.

Just worried it will feel a little empty without my hubby since we only have played all together with these couples. Hopefully it doesnā€™t change the dynamic in a negative way.

Thank you! Been loving it so much so far!

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Thank you! This is a great idea, we have done this in the past with couples. Will just be a little modified for just me.

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I havenā€™t yet! Planning to when the timing is right and when Iā€™m fully readt. Unfortunately all the couples we play with are a distance away šŸ˜ž.

Sorry you have to deal with that šŸ˜”

Our ideal scenario, a fun single woman that is equally into BOTH of us, that we can pal around with, go to dinner with, travel with, and just be genuine friends. Occasionally weā€™d love for sparks to fly, and to fuck each other senseless.

We have a friend or two that are close, but thereā€™s always an attraction mismatch. Itā€™s so hard matching 3.

But to your point, this comes with all of the fun, and OBLIGATIONS of a true friendship. Help with issues unrelated to the LS, just life stuff. Someone who cares, who is present, who actively listens, and who can be a shoulder to cry on.

So far, we havenā€™t found anyone that really wants that. Most agree to hang out a few times, the sex is good, but a little less good each time. There is always a barrier there. The guard stays up. Weā€™re not sure why that is.

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Iā€™d love that! Right now Iā€™m not actively looking for a couple. Itā€™s definitely on the back burner for later so would love to pick your brain a little ā˜ŗļø.

Theyā€™re all cringey but that last one is sooo bad I canā€™t believe anyone actually says that

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