The other day I heard a teenager say that “Gay people need to just go back across the border.”

I’m pretty sure that kid is secretly gay and Mexican.

You think it’s tough coming out to your conservative parents as gay? Try coming out as Mexican.

“Mom, dad, I’m bi… lingual.”

I actually recently started coming out to some of my close friends as bisexual.

Seriously, you guys can’t tell my mom. I’m not trying to fuck around up here and get deported.

It’s tough being anything but straight where I live, and it’s tougher for guys, I think.

It’s a little bit more accepted for for women. I mean, everyone still thinks they’re going to hell… but they’re more popular at parties.

Because guys are creeps, is really the reason. Guys will see hot lesbians “going to hell” and be like “I hate to see you leave, but I love watching you go.”