It was just after Christmas last year, my former fwb and I planned to have a night in a hotel room. Me being the gentleman I am I took the fancy option and got the cheapest suite in a 5 star hotel (im broke dont judge me) Got there at check in and proceeded to screw like rabbits in every feasible position. On the bed, on the desk, by the balcony, in the shower we were going at it. We got food, ate, she flashed me in the middle of a very busy restaurant, got back to the hotel, fucked some more and overall was a brilliant night of mostly uninterrupted sex.

What happened that morning was where things take a weird turn. We were about an hour away from checking out and as expected we were in bed, me looking down at her beautiful.... i wanna say G cup breasts bouncing like no tomorrow and i say im gonna cum. She gets off the bed, onto her knees and sticks her tongue out ready to receive my cum like the insatiable whore she is. Im rubbing vigorously when at the same time as my nut hits her face:

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP EMERGENCY PLEASE EVACUATE blasts over the speaker.

Turns out theres a speaker in the room, that was a fun surprise. Both of us nearly had a heart attack but we quickly got up, put some clothes on, she wiped her face and our whole hotel evacuated down the fire exit stairs. We all met outside the back entrance not knowing what the hell was going on and it was quite a long time before we even saw a staff member.

After about 30-45 minutes pass we get word that some guy in the floor above us had barricaded himself in the room, flooded the bathroom, smashed the window and was hurling furniture out the 7th storey window. The cops came, fire department arrived and as we walked around the front of the building we saw the carnage. All over the city street was broken bedroom nightstands, chairs, bed frames and marble desks (credit to the guy that shit looked heavy) We looked at each other in amazement as the scene was taped off.

Now she was considerably taller than me, im not tall at all but just as she sat on the bus stop bench admiring the mayhem i noticed a little bit of my cum on her hair, that had been on there the whole time she was talking to other couples and random hotel goers. I gently brushed her hair with my hand trying to wipe it off. She asked me "what was that?" "Nothing" i replied.