I know I’m not alone here: good life, great friends, just a wholesome person… but every now and then, there’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the ability to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret, especially at a time where you really shouldn’t… like today, when I go watch the football games with a dozen friends! I love the idea of pretending like I’m not aching to check my phone, or to hide the throb in my pants… It’s such a thrill.

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so alluring imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together.

All in all, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t. I would love to have a dirty little secret to fill my day with some secretly, flirty, filthy fun! Come say hi and join in, won’t you?