I heard about my job through a friend. In order to get me the interview, she really downplayed how well we know each other. The story at work is that we have mutual friends and have met each other a few times and she thought I'd be a good fit for the role.

What they don't know is:

The first time I met her, she immediately motorboated my tits. This is how she has greeted me for years- outside of work, she just grabs them and shoves her face between them every time she sees me.

We have made out several times.

She once cheered me on while I got fingered in the middle of a crowded dance floor at a club.

Once, while staying at a friend's apartment, I sucked a mutual friend's dick while she watched from a few feet away.

Best place I've ever worked. We just have to be careful not to let anything slip during happy hour...