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So this is a long story but there is good buildup and something I hope you all like. The names have been changed besides that the story is 100% true. Enjoy
A few weeks ago my wife 35 and I 37 were at a local brewery enjoying a break from all the holiday shopping. We had been there for maybe an hour or two when a friend (F24) of ours showed up. She was there meeting some of her friends that were back from college.
She was so excited to see us she ran and gave me a big hug. As the first person to her (my wife was talking to some people that sat next to us) I lifted this petite little girl with minimal effort as we embraced. My wife sees who it is, gets excited and rushes over to give her a hug. They start talking a mile a minute and I can’t even begin to process everything they are saying. She says why she was there and that she will be back after she sees her friends.
So we are enjoying ourselves, my wife and I getting flirty with each other. Start teasing and getting each other worked up. Our friend comes by, we will call her Kelly for the sake of conversation. She just had her own bottle of wine and came by to chat with my wife. Feeling left out of the conversation I decided to let them chat and go grab some food for us. The line takes a good 30 minutes and by the time I am back I return to an empty wine bottle and them giggling and laughing. They see I have returned with snacks and begin to sing my praises. My wife looks at me all sultry and makes a total dad joke and says “I got my snack right here”. This caused Kelly to spit out her food on to my wife’s face. Which causes both of them to start laughing so loud I have to quiet them down to not make a scene. They get up to go wash my wife’s face. Still giggling as they walk to the bathroom. What seems like maybe 10-15 mins they walk out and Kelly apologizes for both of them saying they were sorry for making a scene. Which caused my wife to break character and giggle.
I said it is fine but come and eat before the food gets cold. My wife says we should get an Uber and to take everything with us. I look at Kelly and my wife says, she is coming with us. She doesn’t want to go home and can come hangout with us. I look at my wife and she ever so slightly raised her eye-brow and smirked. I gather the food and pay our tabs, as the Uber was close by. They locate the Uber driver and get in the backseat. I jump in the front with the driver. As we are heading back they are making jokes and laughing. They ask the Uber driver if he has any snacks and then say you got one right here. Kelly grabs my shoulder and squeezes it. She then lets a lingering finger circle and scratch just below the ear. Is this actually happening. They continue to make sexual innuendos to the driver and I can tell he was getting excited. We arrive at our house, my wife and I get everything inside. Kelly stays and talks to the Uber driver. After everything is inside I walk back out and see Kelly in the drivers window. My wife calls for me and I turn back to answer her. I then turn back and see Kelly walking towards me and I asked if everything was okay. She says oh I just had a little snack and walks right into the house.
Part 2…
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