A couple weeks ago I posted on reddit that I was free to host a girl in Milan for some days. Of course, as there is basically no userbase for Italy, no one replied aside from the usual fakes (seriously guys, stop. There's people that wants to fuck here. It's already complex without you!).

So I open couchsurfing and I start looking for a girl in need of an host in Milan. I have a very basic profile, with a picture, picture of the couch, the information that it's a shared bed accomodation and that I host only open minded girls.

I am lucky and I identify the perfect one quite quickly. And she replies quite quickly. She is a Russian brunette living a nearby town, dark eyes, nice body, quite smart and a heavy Russian accent both in English and Italian. She is need of a night in the city before taking the train the morning after to Liguria and Toscana.

We quickly click and we organize her stay for the day after. My house is very centrally located, so of course that was a plus for her.

The day after, when I finish to work, I meet her to the nearest underground station, we go to my house, leave her stuff, we go out for a walk in a neaby park. We do small talk, about the city, work, the war, how russians are now perceived and so on.

We went back to my house and without even making to much of an attempt, we fuck raw. I cum in her (as I always do, my house my rules). She put on one of my shirt and we sit on the couch while we wait for the deliveroo guy. She's leaking my cum on my sofa, something that I really like to see.

As I already gave her my seed, and she seems quite interesting, I ask them if she was used to fuck with her hosts. She said no, that she was not really her behavior but we clicked, I am nice and wanted to have fun.

I quickly open couchsurfing and I tell them that I am sure I can easily say how many of her 16 hosts fucked her according to the reviews. She was kinda intrigued by this thing and she challenged me in doing that.

So I start to read the reviews (that I already read before contacting her) and I give my response. Out of 16, I am sure she was filled by 15.

She kinda looks at me with a mix of surprise and curiosity and she says I am wrong. They were only 13 as in 2 different occasion she was in her period and she only blow them. The 16th, they were too drunk to fuck.

But how did I do it? How I cherrypicked her?

Here's the steps to replicate it:

• Look at her profile. It should include some information, but nothing really personal. It has to include a generic motivational quote or something similar to "I am looking for new emotions", "Travel is my life and I would do everything for it", "I love open minded people". You can easily find plenty of profile with these flags.
• Look at the ration M/F of the reviewers. If M make up more than 80% of the reviews, you found a candidate
• Read carefully the reviews. Most of the people insert hints that they had a nice intercourse. In general look for reviews where they do not do what they did together in details but they describe her attitude
• Look for these sentences: -- She's brave; -- She's cheerful with an extremely friendly attitude -- We had a lot of fun -- She's incredible and tireless -- She's independent and very open minded -- She's easy to manage -- She knows how to get fun -- Host her, you would no be disappointed
• Check the reviewers' profiles. If they host only girls they are most likely on the platform to spread the love and if you feel it you can reach out to them for more info.

A couple days after, I received a request from a couple of Portuguese girls in Milan that they needed an host for the night. All the flags were there. Unfortunately, I was unable to host but a couple days later I looked up the review. The host (actually 2 male students) said that they had a lot of fun with them and that the 2 girls also met the host's friends. I quitely pinged the guy (outside couchsurfing as the chat is monitored) to see what I missed. The 2 girls were gangbanged by 4 guys the first night and the second night were used and swapped by the 2 room-mates. Quoting one of the guy "I never had my balls so empty in my life".

Glad to share a bit of knowledge for the ones that still have not done their math on this topic.

And if you have other flags or other sentences to look up in the reviews, please share them in the comments and I will update the list.

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