Again, redditeurs prove how their peens dominate their brains, hoping for celebrity nudes. Because we all now that every female celebrity must appear naked to appease reddit's collective penis, amirite???

The question:

What celebrity nudes are you desperately waiting for?

has pretty much the answers you'd expect.

Alisson Brie. Holy Hell.[ 2118]

(Link to somewhat NSFW image which shows prominent nipples)[ 1425, gilded]

(Doctored image showing Brie's breasts)[ 1290]

Zero decency among these sick, sick bastards. If a celebrity doesn't appear nude, redditeurs will make sure she does, through crude doctoring no less.

(link to gif saying "EVERYONE!")[ 1165]

Seems that reddit never evolved beyond the stage of thinking that women are human beings too, and not sex objects. Color me surprised.

Jessica Nigri. Wanna see those warlocks in all their glory. Plus, she seems like a landing strip kinda gal. Need confirmation[ 855]

Jesus, can you stop fantasizing about women's genitals, reddit?

Anna Kendrick[ 821]

I told my ex that I would probably leave her if Anna Kendrick ever came into my life. She said she'd do the same. That's how fucking hot Anna Kendrick is.[ 417]

Well sounds like you two could have a three way relationship. Just move to some farm in the midwest and live the dream.
Well, could of had. But hey its good for future reference.[ 148]

It's not gay in a three way.[ 19]

Cispeen fantasies and homophobia! Truly original, le gentlesir redditeur!

I know Reddit hates Nicki Minaj, but I'd love seeing her naked.[ 792]

Hate her music? Yup. Would cut my balls to fuck her tho.[ 374]

Goddamnit. I've got nothing left to say.

Reddit, do you not f*cking realize that there are plenty of women who're willing to show you their nude pics on the internet, and you can fap off to them without loudly declaring it? Really, you are all entitled assholes.