CLOSED TO NEW ENTRIES but I also added a picture of Fidget enjoying his birthday. It's at the top, out you can click his name below to see the pic of you want.

Today is Fidget's 2nd birthday! He's been an awesome assistant/emotional support cat, so we're gonna celebrate his special day!

You're probably thinking "Okay, crazy lady... What's in it for me?" and if you would just wait a dang second I'll tell you. Gaahhhh...

Since I am the JUNK FOOD FAIRY, I'm going to gift multiple people with snacky goodies from their list. You want in on this? Of course you do!

TO ENTER: •Have an intro posted • •Have a US mailing address • •Have some junk food on your list! Go ahead & put 5 lbs of Twizzlers on your list. Heart that 4 lb bag of Skittles! A pack of 12 movie theater boxes of Nerds? I dare you!

and most importantly:

• In a comment, please tell me your funniest pet names. I'll start! Fidget's full name is Fidget T. Spinner.

His mama is named Potato.

Potato just had 2 more kittens, and we've named them Cow and Chicken!

I could go on, but I'll stop there. Contest ends Sunday at 4pm EST. WINNERS RANDOMLY SELECTED AS WE GO!

COME AT ME, BRUH!