MERRY SEXMAS y’all! It’s finally December and we all made it almost to the finish line. Hope you had a good year so far and if not, hope that the coming year may change that. This particular ad is for the married women who been hustling all year, making the school runs, getting dinner done while responding to work emails. You worked hard all year, don’t you think you deserve a special Xmas present?

Of course you are a married woman or maybe engaged who is looking for that last thrill before the big day. Ideally we get along with mid 20s to late 50s but maybe you married young so as long as you are 18 and above, shoot your shot. We don’t discriminate on race or ethnicities and most body sizes are welcome to apply. Please however be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and if you drink then that’s cool too. Have you played on the side before? Well first timers and veterans are welcome but it is easier at times to coordinate with someone who has some experience.

Who are we? We are two good friends, ages 36 and 37, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful yet highly kinky. We are legit buddies with a 19 year friendship and various experiences in MFM and playing with married women. We are two odd balls in that we have two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5, dad bods (think like Santa and a Elf). If you see us, you’ll be like “these dweebs get laid?” But rest assure that’s always been our secret weapon to a good time.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

Thank you for taking the time to read our ad, we hope you find what you are seeking and wish you nothing but fun and safety on your journey. Remember that Santa is watching extra carefully this time of the year so keep the naughtiness to a secret. And just to ensure you read the whole ad, tell us your favorite Christmas movie! And yes Die Hard is a Christmas movie.