One thing you should know about me is that about ten years ago my biggest crush was a guy in my class who was addicted to minecraft and would proudly tell everyone that he had a kink for girls in over the ear headphones. The bigger the headphones, the better. I also made flyers to protest the school dean for not letting me wear cat eye contacts. Previous fixations have included Glee, big cats, behind the scenes footage from Broadway musicals, and now, giving blowjobs.

Now on to the big questions: am i fuckable, why should you want a blowjob from me, and is it allowed?

I believe I am fuckable. I think I have a good sense from having mild autism of when people are being patronizing vs. genuine in their compliments and I have been hit on quite a bit. I’m quite skinny and East Asian with long dark hair.

You would want a blowjob from me because I’m obsessed with giving blowjobs. When I leave my apartment I literally cannot look at a white man between 18 and 50 without imagining what it would be like to suck him off, what his balls would taste like (I really REALLY like balls), what sounds he would make when he came in my throat. I have to believe that would make for a good blowjob. Plus you can just tell me the weird shit you like. I’ll just tell you if I’m not into it but you will not have to worry about me thinking you’re a freak. More likely I’ll do it enthusiastically.

Finally, it is very allowed to get a blowjob from me. I have a very experienced professional therapist who specializes in working with women with autism and she encouraged me to date neurotypical men if I wanted to, although she did say that they might find me “quirkier than most girls.” She didn’t have a recommendation about whether I should suck off random men from the internet but sucking men off is part of dating, so I choose to believe that is included.

If you’d like to meet up, please give me a sense of your personality and looks. If you have weird kinks, be open with them, although if you say over the ear headphones I may not believe you now.