First, let me say I'm glad you're here

Grab a seat and perhaps a cold beer

Because I'm hoping to tell you about

A trial I face, hold on as I will not pout

I don't know how I let this all happen

But I refuse to let my spirits dampen

For I am the one who can change

What has become so very strange

See, I'm happy while I'm homeless

For I believe God did go and bless

Me with a hilarious story concerning

A conspiracy that I'm still discerning

The inner workings of as it's complex

With aliens, CIA, and God to perplex

Everyone that has become aware

Of just how brazen these fiends dare

To operate completely in plain sight

I once asked what gives them the right

But I soon learned they were saving

The garden from all of the raving

Lost souls who are not sustainable

For Heaven is something attainable

If we all tend to the world as one

Taking care of us until we're done

That's what I believe in anyway

And to a better tomorrow I pray

As God made me to help people

I might not have my own steeple

But I preach the wisdom of a man

It's the cornerstone on which we stand