'day. Never made a post here before so not really sure what to put. I'm Daz, I'm 25 and I live in the Brisbane area in sunny, humid, overly-expensive Queensland, Australia. Spend most of my week working and running errands. When I'm not doing that I'm writing (trying to make a living from that HECS debt), playing the occasional bideo gaem, reading books or staring at my ceiling wondering where it went wrong (just kidding. I stare at the wall).

Don't do too well with subtlety so I'll just be up-front with what I'm looking for? I don't get out much and I'm trying to meet people around my age, either for dates or friendships or whatever. I don't do one-night stands (unless you're really good at giving head), sending nudes, online erp or whatever. I'm not looking for something serious right off the bat, but open to it further down the line. Mostly just looking to chat first, get to know someone and figure out if we wanna meet. Also down to make friends or find some clubs or something to join.

A bit about myself: Physical: 158cm, chubby body type, tattoos, piercings, mohawk, grunge dressing style.

Personality: I likes what I likes and what I don't likes you'll know about. Autistic, but I make it work for me. I've been told I'm funny. I get nervous in social situations but I'm working on it. An anarchist in spirit, but in practice usually vote labour/greens when it's time to get my democracy sausage. If you vote LNP we won't get along. If you vote Clive Palmer/One Nation we should meet up so I can kick you in the shins.

Hobbies: I tend to have a large collection of interests that I cycle through whenever I get bored. I enjoy creative pursuits - drawing, sewing, pretty much anything that let's me use my hands. I've been an avid reader all my life, and would like to write for a living if possible. I enjoy contact sports and outdoorsy things like camping, horse riding, target shooting, MMA/BJJ, archery, obstacle courses, etc. I've been interested in conservation hunting and am looking to get my firearms licence at some point. I also like the usual reddit pursuits of video games, manga and anime, but not overly so. I get really excited about recycling.

What I searcheth for: I have a thing for big beefy dudes. Bulk body strongfat chubby bubble-butt cuties. Tummy, yes, thigh, yes, handful of man titty, yes. If you look like you would be at home in a rugby front pack or guarding the door of a really rough-looking bar, DM me.

I won't put up with someone who's cruel or deliberately ignorant. If you brag about not reading or don't care about the world outside of what affects you directly then I'll just come off as a nag.

Video games are cool and all, but I'm looking for part-time grass touchers as well.

You know how you'll see a rule written somewhere and you know it's there because someone specifically put it there in response to something? Here's mine:

• no full-time military types
• Bed frame is a must
• no addicts please
• if you have an ex, be over your ex

Service Guarantees Citizenship. Would you like to know more? Send in a chat and see if we click. No hard feelings if we don't.