I'm looking for someone interested in a long-term, enm/poly relationship, must be best friend material.

Me: Tall with slight dad bod, clean and ddf (very recent results upon request), heavily into tattoos and piercings, punk rock, pop and geek culture. I love severe thunderstorms, cold sheets on hot nights, laughing, and D&D. Love steampunk and ren fests! I've a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor peppered with dad jokes. I've been told I'm very dominant, and that I apparently growl a lot when I get into it. I'm somewhat bi, enjoy a good swingers party with close friends, and have a few videos on pornhub.

I'm currently on my career path, enjoy apartment living, and own my car. My safe word is "aardvark", although it's never come up in conversation for some reason. I'm not into sports, pets, or nature (except the ocean, I absolutely adore being on or in the water! I'm a fish.) Fall is my season, Halloween is my jam (I go to Salem, MA every year for Halloween for a week). I'm an atheist, believe that black lives matter, and know the world is round. I've done a bit of light travelling, have lived in 33 States, and been in 49 (sorry Alaska!). I plan on someday being a published author, signing my books at Comicon, and owning a boat (although that last one is unrelated).

I believe any lifelong-lasting relationship is built on four areas, and that any aspect of a relationship can fall under one or more of those areas; love, trust, communication, and sex. If you don't have all parts, and aren't willing to put in the work to have all parts, then the relationship will either fail or someone won't be truly happy. I prefer to have a partner who works as hard as it as I do, and who isn't afraid to give me a kick in the ass if I'm ever lacking.

You: Shorter than me, the shorter the better. Be alright with tattoos and piercings (if you don't currently have any, that's more than likely to change). Have a generally positive and pleasant attitude. Be okay getting tested regularly (safety first!). I'm only dating vaxxed, because science > religion by a lot. Open to enm relationships, bi is a plus but not required. Have a great sense of humor and love to laugh. Intelligent conversation is mandatory. Be relatively close to Roanoke, or at least willing to relocate within a reasonable amount of time if that's where the relationship goes.

Summary: This is my life, this is who I am, and what I'm looking for. If any of this has piqued your interest, please feel free to message me and let's start a conversation. I can't wait to meet you, little one!