Hello there my fellow vertebrates,

As my snarky username suggests, I'm interested in an intelligent, confident, submissive-leaning woman ready for a kinky friends-with-benefits (FWB) relationship. This connection would be about diving deep into our desires with enthusiastic consent and respect.

For me, 'FWB' is all about enjoying the fun and excitement of dating without the pressure of settling down or building a life together. It’s a chance for us to fully enjoy each other’s company and share some playful kinky moments along the way.

About Me: I am a Black DC professional who loves books, drawing, and creative writing. I grew up on two continents. My marriage is open so that I can explore my dominant side. I enjoy mini-golf, cooking, awful puns, rooftop pool lounging, and the mountains more than the beach.

You: You're a woman who appreciates reciprocity and values clear communication in your life and in kink. You seek a physical closeness in trust-bound relations, while prizing intellectual and emotional connections. If you're a professional, a wanderer, or a creative, we'll likely click, regardless of whether you're new to ENM, polyamory, or kink. I look forward to discussing our boundaries and hard limits.

Non-negotiables:

• I am 5' 7" and Black, so height supremacists and white supremacists need not apply.
• No tobacco users; 420 is fine.
• Emotional availability required; if you're dealing with a recent breakup, funeral, or divorce, I'm not for you.
• Physical availability; within 35-45 minutes of the beltway.
• No conservative/heteronormative/tradwife values.
• Great dental hygiene (I floss every day).
• I have cats (if you are deathly allergic).

Interested?: Let's connect! Begin with an unusual topic you’re passionate about or a brief self-description. If our banter goes well over text, let's meet for a beverage?

Looking forward to hearing from you!