One's a sick duck, and I forget how the rest goes but your mother’s a whore.
If you laughed at that, or even knew the origin - you’re my kinda quirky. Fun fact - I’m not afraid to be a lil black sheepish, a lil nerdy, a lil authentically me.
I thoroughly enjoy the road trip of getting to know someone new. Loading up on the snacks, getting the tummy ache bc you ate too much of said snacks, stopping to pee 45x bc you drank too much Mountain Dew even tho you KNEW it was a bad idea and you did it anyway. That’s totally what meeting new people is like. Overindulging like a boss. While I do enjoy light witty banter, bully flirting and ripping you to shreds over wearing black socks with white shoes….I’m endlessly down for deep-diving soul-searching conversations that leave you breathless as well. I consider myself a switch-hitter like that. My hobbies are more mundane and sedate, that’s more my vibe - think introverted nerdy librarian with a filthy mouth when I’m feeling saucy or I stub my toe. Take your pick.
I’m looking for the rollercoaster chat, the car ride talk, the affection bleeding through the device in your hand you can’t get enough of. It makes you feel seen. It makes you feel wanted. It makes you want…..more. I. Want. More. A connection, a laugh, a smile, sharing, caring…all the carebears.
Things YOU care about:
1. Middle-aged white female and I look and act appropriately (ish). Average height, chubby/chunky body. If I have to run I will be on a murder show bc a bear ate me for breakfast.
2. I do not have a “type,” my interests lie heavily in the sapiosexual realm and I don’t like to pigeonhole myself with something so trivial as body type or height, you most likely did however, so see above so you can be dually informed.
3. Shotgun?
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