Posted before and, apparently, I am really good at making friends in distant places and finding ladies who send one-liners, not so great at locating the one-and-only, the woman-who. I have not tried my luck at cards.

Me:

• I'm a functional nerd.
• I have my shit together.
• Not stupid (I took the tests).
• 6'3/190cm. 48 years old (for a little while longer), medium-gray-ish hair, trimmed beard, brown-ish eyes, glasses.
• Pasty white German, living in Berlin.
• I work as a team lead for an IT company.
• I see the world in 2d (really).
• I don't smoke and I rarely drink (alcohol, you smartass).
• Atheist, but not really interested in making others see the error of their ways.
• Despite being German I do have a sense of humor. (I am such a rebel.)
• I am single. No kids and no ex-wives. I'd like to keep it that way.
• Vaccinated. Four times. Caught COVID despite all precautions. Survived it. I shall now be invincible. (Well, probably not, but my initial plan of being the last human on Earth not to catch COVID failed, so we'll call this "plan B".)

I do keep up with TV shows a bit more than I used to, and now that the pandemic is over, I actually go out and meet friends again from time to time. Last year, I took a voice acting class. I play some video games, but pretty casually at this point. I dabble in writing and drawing (not good at either). I walk as much as I can fit into my schedule, and have almost doubled my daily average compared to last year.

My cautious optimism for real vacations for 2022 was mostly misplaced, but I did go on two short trips. It turns out that was still a lot better than 2023, as it's now August and I have 30 days vacation left for the year.

I should probably add that, while I live in Berlin, I do not intend to stay here. (Or Germany, if I can help it.) No solid plans yet, but I figure I should mention that in case you're one of those "Berlin is the best city in the world why would you not like Berlin you monster" people.

You:

• Please have a brain or something you use for one.
• You can hold your end of a conversation.
• Speak decent English.
• Drama free.
• Not a "Berlin is the best city in the world why would you not like Berlin you monster" person.

That's more or less it. I mean, bonus points if you're tall, have an accent, and are not a pasty white German, but that really doesn't matter.

We probably won't get along if you're a political extremist on either end of the spectrum. Life is way too short for self-righteous outrage.

Conversation Starters:

• What would you do with 30 days vacation? I am absolutely totally not trying to steal your ideas. Not ever.
• What's your plan for the inevitable zombie apocalypse? And if you don't think that's coming, you've never been to downtown Berlin.
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Please send a PM, not a chat request. I'll reply asap (I am still not logged in 24x7. Shocker, I know).