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38 [M4F] #SoCal/#Anywhere - I Want to Cook for Someone I Love
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EgoVilify is a male age 38 looking for a female in Southern California
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I'm Edward a 5'9" heavy set Latino teddy bear from Southern California, who is super affectionate, kinda funny, charmingly misanthropic, indoorsy and a sufferer of anxiety and depression I have shoulder length black hair, with standard brown eyes, a scruffy beard, and light olive skin, I'm a hot mess, not gonna lie, I'm just looking to be loved and love someone in return, not in a sexual way, well that way too but more like I want to be the first one you tell when you've got good news, and the person you turn to when you've had a bad day. I like spooky things like the paranormal or the supernatural. I like to cook and learn new recipes, I'm into music and really wish I was talented enough to make my own, I like rock, metal, punk, indie, electronica, some hip hop/rap. I do smoke weed but it's not my whole personality. I play video games, but currently only have a Nintendo Switch.

I'm physically affectionate, kinda clingy, and have a really dark and irreverent sense of humor, and can joke about pretty much everything including myself, I would like someone who can appreciate that, with similar qualities as well as being attractive, modest, monogamous, and child free. I want a long term relationship with no children. I'm looking for a woman who is kind, caring, supportive, feminine, and has little to no previous "bedroom experience," who's willing to put in the time and effort to make a committed relationship work, and treat me like a priority and not an afterthought.

I'm looking for something in person, but have no problem starting online, or long distance, as long as we can meet if things go well, I'm willing to relocate for the right woman. If any of this interests you please be willing to send a selfie along with a little about yourself, and your favorite food so I know you read everything, low effort replies will be ignored.

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Age
38
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a female
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