Hi! I'm a 39 year old single, gothy, tattooed, loud, funny Italian lady with long crazy hair looking forward to making a genuine connection. Ideally I'm looking for a long term relationship/partner, but I understand that friendship is the foundation of anything meaningful, so let's start there and see where it takes us.

Here are some things I'll likely ramble about:

CATS - I have three sphinx cats (2 are hairless). I volunteer for an emergency aide organization that gets medication to cats with a horrible disease (without treatment, it's 100% fatal). I hug a lot of crying strangers and do a lot of "mock shots" on my good boi Therapy Sphinx Sergeant Doctor Pepper. I also work with a dog rescue and have two Mailbox Head Pitbulls... they are SO dumb but very sweet/cute.

ART - Literally any sort of art project gets me excited! Wanna go nuts in my craft room!?!?! Let's see what weird craft project I ordered off Instagram and forgot about - "past Kate" always impulse buys me the coolest shit!

PEN PALLING - I have Pen Pals all over the world! I like to make elaborate art cards and use wacky stickers and stamps. My mail is SUPER fun! Also - STREGGA NONNA STAMPS ARE COMING OUT THIS MONTH!!! (I love the post office... I'm a weird one!)

FANCY DINNER PARTIES - I love to entertain! How about a 50s night and we can dress black tie and sip absinthe from tiny crystal glasses? Or college night with beer pong? Tiki party in the garden with me working the hibachi? Or a hot tub party! Whatever! As long as I can host and make use of my space! I'm so proud of my home and I put so much work into making it fun - I want to share it with people I love!!!

FOOD - Meatballs are my love language. I can cook anything and also talk about how and why I'm cooking a specific way the ENTIRE time I'm cooking. Like being talked at and being force fed sample bites of intricate, rich, incredible food cooked by someone with mild OCD and a serious case of "kitchen inspiration" after half an edible?! Let's gooooo!

Also PLEASE don't message: - Something nice and then after I respond - boom - dick pics. - Asking if I'm interested in hooking up - If you're cheating on someone - If you're "separated" but sleeping in the same bed - and oh no - it's more dick pics - If you don't believe women deserve bodily autonomy (didn't think I'd NEED to say this one but... yikes - some of you clearly got lost on the way to 4Chan)

Anyway - looking forward to whatever comes next!

Kate