I'm Shawn! Here's me and my cat, Dinosaur. I'm fully independent, monamongus, vaccinated, child free and sterilized, employed, and active. I'm near Kansas City, 35, 5' 10" and like 230. I have friends and a social life. I'm super left wing and don't smoke or drink. I have a cat, Dinosaur, and will adore your animals.

I like animals, good movies, bad movies, games, and road trips. More niche stuff is birdfeeders, painting, dnd, and cosplay. Maybe I can print some props for you? I'm really into weird electronic music like hyperpop.

I'm looking for someone within /- 8 years and 3 hours drive. If you're more than that it would be a bit harder, but for the right person time and distance is irrelevant. I'm looking for my forever person.

Here's the dream: There's two of us, probably me and hopefully you. We're both gainfully employed so we can get a house to house our stuff. We've got a really long table in one room for tabletop/board games and art stuff. We've got a small yard that we fill with birdfeeders. Like a dozen birdfeeders. Hopefully nothing's on fire. I'm a big fan of those couples computer setups but that's not a requirement. On weekends, we fight skeletons and conquer the moon.

If I could be a bit too real for a moment - I feel like all I do is worry about work and bills now. I want to find someone to be goofy and silly with. Watch dumb videos and laugh together. Stay up late and play games together. I want to be that boring adult at work and then come home and be happy again. If you worry that you're too weird or geeky for someone like me, I promise you're not.

I do like working and working hard. I want to be able to be a provider. I want to find someone I can work hard for, and someone who wants to work hard for me.

Anyway, send a message or a chat, whichever you prefer!