Hi, I'm a 35-year-old single, childless woman who is temporarily staying in Poland (I'm not Polish) but will leave the country soon. I'm looking for my husband (Honest Abe) and I'm willing to relocate for the right person. Certainly, we will know about each other first to understand if we match.

You are either nearing or much older than 35. I prefer to start at 35 because I haven't met anyone serious enough at a younger age, but maybe you will be an exception. You are single and have no children. You are Honest Abe, an honest man who never lies in small or large matters. You are very faithful and are able to stay faithful to one woman for all of your life. That is very important for me; previous relationships broke up because men didn't consider it as smth important. Don't text me if you know you'll never stop looking for new women. That, like everything else I've written here, is probably naive, because at the start of a relationship, people usually have the best intentions for each other, but that changes over time as the effect of freshness fades. You know yourself; if you require constant stimulation from romantic adventures, don't text me because I will not forgive cheating, even in minor forms such as flirting. I am very jealous and want to be the total owner. At the same time, I respect private distance and will let you to live doing your favorite things (until that does not involve any other women or men as a love object). I hope phrase "I will let you live" didn't sound too egoistic. Live and let live. But still, I want to be the only woman in life of my man (not considering his female relatives, of course). If you find it difficult to be faithful to one woman, don't text me.

You are a man whom I can respect. Respect means much more to me than just love. I can't respect a person who lies, doesn't keep his word, or has alcohol/drug/weed addictions. I have an addiction, but it's a different kind: internet addiction. I hope you have a plan for your life and that there is room for marriage and a future family, because I will not stay with a man who wants a side lover. You are very patient with me because we definitely have very different culture and social backgrounds.

I wish you like to travel because I hope to see new countries with you. I like theaters, museums, bookshops, and local merchant markets with vintage things. At the same time, there is no reason to go out every evening; staying at home and watching a good movie is perfectly acceptable too.

Films are my passion, and the most recent one I saw was "The Banshees of Inisherin," a dark tragicomedy film by Martin McDonagh (you may recognize him from "In Bruges" and "Three Billboards"). That's about men's friendship, time, art and a bit about love to woman and to pet. Deep thing.

That was a lengthy list of my desires. Obviously, I don't match that list myself. I am egoistic, jealous, lazy, weak white trash that will not leave any memory after it on Earth, and I search for the total opposite, a man of honor, because I still believe in fairy tales.

Finally, regarding your first letter: A short letter without any information about yourself = ignor. Well detailed letter with mention of what person are you looking for = my response.