So just for context I'm a 23M and have had true pussy envy (ie not just a kink) for as long as I've known girls and boys have different parts. Even though I'm truly, deeply envious of female genitalia and wish I could wake up tomorrow with a real, fertile pussy, I've not struggled with gender identity and adore my boy parts – in fact I feel strong gender euphoria over having a bulky cock and balls – it still doesn't mean I don't know that half the population has a far superior set of orgasmic tools between their legs than the other half. I've sometimes pondered that I know I'm going to live my whole life as a male with a penis and testicles, we only get one shot at life, and you're telling me I'll NEVER get to experience what having a pussy is like, ever? It's a deep regret of mine and I want you pussy owners to know how VERY lucky you are to have those parts and I hope you cherish them and fully acknowledge your genital superiority to dumb boys everytime you touch that beautiful slit.

It all started when I was quite small, and I remember rooting around the bathroom cupboard just out of curiosity (I was a pretty inquisitive kid). I stumbled upon a pack of tampons and had no idea what these weird sticks and that weird tool was in the box. At the time, all I knew was that girls had something different between the legs which was less hangy and bulky than what boys had, nothing more than that. And then I saw the leaflet and opened it, and, oh wow, I can still remember how much my mind was blown. Some of you may be familiar with those diagrams of a cross section of the female reproductive system, with a step by step graphic of how to use the applicator. The instructions used phrases like "take one hand and spread the labia apart, revealing the entrance to the vagina. Carefully insert the applicator into the vagina...", complete with a graphic of the applicator plunging in deeper and deeper. It just absolutely boggled and still boggles my mind that girls have a literal hole that goes inside them where they can put stuff? And yet the peehole was yet another SEPARATE hole? Of course, I was naive to the function of the vagina so I just wondered if it was just extra storage, or just something else for fun that boys didn't get. All these separate holes, labia that could be spread open, the fact there was an entrance to a hole where things could and, by the looks of the half empty tampax box, were regularly inserted deep into the body – my fascination with the complexity and intricateness of female parts began. By comparison, I knew my penis was remarkably simple, essentially just a hosepipe with a small opening at the end to urinate from. My parts didn't sound NEARLY as much fun as what I now knew every female around me had, and that burning curiosity and, let's face it, sickening jealousy, has honestly never died out.

Through to the present day, I've only found out about all the sexual side of female sex organs and my envy only gets stronger. Of course, all of us guys whether we envy pussies or not, know that the ability to have absolutely stupid numbers of orgasms in succession is absolutely inconceivable to us. The intensity of the orgasms, those visible contractions snapping the pussy hole open and shut as that whole vaginal canal (with MUCH more surface area than any cock) spasms and clenches in sheer orgasmic bliss. Reading the posts here about ultra proud pussy-owners boasting, or actually, not even boasting but revealing the truth in as kind a way as possible to us boring cock and ball owners, that the female genitalia is orders of magnitude more pleasurable than what we have between our legs, simultaneously makes my cock throb and spew precum, while also making me deeply envious.

And another kind of thought experiment that has really got my pussy envy burning recently, is, well, we all know how incredible it would be to have a sopping wet warm slit between our legs, that could be fucked with cocks or dildos or any number of toys or even household objects. But my post hasn't even mentioned the clit yet. As if you gals weren't spoiled enough to have that deep hole which honestly sounds like hours of fun, you get what is essentially an exact analogue of a cock just above. Wtf, you have TWO centres of orgasmic pleasure? As a dumb dude who just has one random joystick to get all the pleasure from, I literally cannot believe how cheeky it is that you have two. When you get bored of pummelling the shit out of your slippery pleasure hole (is it possible to get bored of that?!), no worries because you can just start flicking away at the glans penis (which is about 1000 times more sensitive than the glans of a male penis) that is stuck onto your pelvis. In effect, you gals don't ever really need to get penis envy or be curious what having a cock would be like, cos you LITERALLY have one! Some of those clits out there can be huge, with shafts that inflate and erect and can be inserted into stuff. No such luck for us envious boys who could never replicate a whole new, slick hole.

Damn this post for long lol, I'm very serious about my envy and fascination for pussies, comments very welcome from owners of both sets of parts!