Horrible Car Salesman
Hello, horrible car salesman here. I've been in sales for a whole 2 weeks and can already tell this is my calling! Why, you might ask? I've only had 26 denials this week which is down from my first week of 31 denials!
Listen, while I have you, I’d like to offer you a deal. Give me just 2 minutes of your time and I'll show you what you could be riding home in. You'll miss out if you don't act now.
I have a newer model to show you. It might not be EXACTLY what you're looking for, but hear me out. It's 30 years old and moved to PA from NYC. Despite being an old-ish model, it has Bluetooth capabilities! Meaning it'll listen to everything you say and will do as it's told. AND, it won’t ever judge your music choices!
It has comfy seats, not big bulky ones, somewhere between firm and soft. Some would say they're in the sweet spot (especially when you're sitting on them). This model is in its original color with little-to-no modifications. No tint meaning you'll be able to see everything inside. Just ask nicely first.
The last owner didn't do a great job with maintenance but it was able to repair itself using a new technology. Self help books for cars aren't as rare as you'd think! It's been tuned, trimmed, tricked out, and was recently told he was a good boy. So he's ready to go home with the right owner.
Price is negotiable, very negotiable. We accept payment in any form but a deposit is required (usually a DM or chat request). Be my next sale instead of my next denial! Looking forward to closing the deal and making myself the best worst car salesman of the year.
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