I'm 6'1", average body, cute/young looking face, and have a pretty large cock. I don't want to have sex due to my situation, but I'm mentioning it because you know, it's an easy target!

I think having my cock peed on is the main thing I'm interested in. I'm open to/turned on by light scat in case it is difficult for you to just go #1. I'm open to fingering you while you pee on me, or you masturbating while you're peeing on me. I'm open to different dynamics as well. I'm very much a switch, so I could go either way. For example you could be the dominant one by making fun of the fact that I'm willing to do anything just to get some of your pee, or by using my as your toilet. Or I could be dominant by making you hold your pee until you can't anymore, and then you spray it all over me, losing a bit of your dignity in the process. Also open to perfectly vanilla peeing, not to be confused with vanilla pee.

Fantasy scenario: Imagine you are driving by my house, desperate for someplace to pee. You see that I am home and sheepishly ask to use my restroom. I say yes, and you walk in to find that my bathroom is locked. I inform you that I've always wanted a pretty girl to pee on me, and your initial reaction is disgust. But then you realize that you REALLY need to go, and that it might be fun, and the mess will be my problem anyway, so it starts to seem doable. Absent mindedly you are still sipping on your coffee/slurpee or whatever beverage you brought, making the situation even worse, and you realize peeing on me is the only option, as you wouldn't even make it to the next house without pissing yourself. Eventually you're convinced, and you oblige me, taking your pants off and hovering over me. Despite having a very full bladder, you can only get drops to come out, this feels so wrong that you can't get a good stream. Mad at me for not letting you use my bathroom, you decide to give me more than I asked for, because when you push hard enough to get a steady stream going you also find yourself pooping on me. Only this makes me even more turned on. It's not long before I cum from lightly stroking myself while covered with your waste. What a mess! At least it's not your problem. Then you go about your way thinking about how much cleanup I have to do.