I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can

Some small subreddits are entirely too good at stirring up the drama, and sometimes they just need to be called out for it.

The Judges were tied in their votes for this, and while I could cast a tiebreaker, I think I'm going to go all /r/firstworldanarchists and give them both a pretty little bold text. So....

/r/badhistory, I do believe that Adolf Hitler killed all the jews to stop the lizard people from invading the Earth, prove me wrong.
/r/Anarcho_Capitalism, please don't invade and call me a statist prick, I already know. I vote Democrat after all.

That said, the People's Choice for the 2013 Little Engine That Could (But Probably Shouldn't) is the smallest of small, the tiniest of tiny, a subreddit that Napoleon himself could love (ho ho bad history), the one and only /r/short!

(Also I'm taller than you and only bang short chicks come at me bro)