The Noah Award for Most Pathetic Scumbag is a new category this year, and it seemed to be a hot one. A chance to call out Reddit's biggest fuckwad, how fun!

There were a few contestants with a strong claim to this title, and one of them, though she didn't win People's Choice, really needs to be mentioned. Therefore, for Judge's Choice, for being the biggest single bullet ever dodged by a man... the bridezilla herself, screaming at her ex's father's wake about how he's going to hell, the one and only /u/throwaway4587212! I'm sure she's going to go cry to the Fempire about how I said mean things about her.

Then, for People's Choice, the reason why Slavic sun gods aren't cool anymore, fiddlin' and diddlin' his way into prison as we speak, the redditpedo himself, /u/Svarog123! You probably shouldn't give a speech though. I'm pretty sure that Interpol is watching you.