Me: American. Black hair, beard and brown eyes. Burly, big handsome man, chubby (but cute chubby, ya know? 😏) however you want to put it. Easy going, laidback but talkative as fuck. Bad mouth. Dominant. Unapologetically myself. Caring. Goofy to a fault. Available to chat during and outside of work hours.

Hi to whoever stumbles on this post. My marriage has gone stale and has entered the roommate phase. My wife no long seems to be receptive to my energy so in true cheater fashion I’m looking to give my unused energy to someone who wants it. If you want to be obsessed over and smothered then I’m a person willing to do that, to the right person of coarse. This isn’t my first time looking for an AP, I’ve dipped my toes into this world before and I’m not desperate. The feelings have to be mutual. But I’m someone who will put in the work to find that out. And look, l understand that you have your life and won’t be able to devote your entire day to me, that’s not what I’m asking from you but I am looking for a little effort to be put into our conversations when they happen. Nothing turns me off faster than somebody not giving me any energy. I love getting to know people and learning about what makes them tick.

Also side note, when I say I want to obsess over you I mean it in the non creepiest way possible. Basically, I just want to think about flirting with you all day. 🙂

Maybe this post makes you curious. Maybe you want me to flirt with you. Maybe you want me to make you laugh. Maybe you want me to text you good morning everyday. We won’t know until you come and say hi. So what are you waiting for. Come and say hi. 👋