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35 [M4F]: šŸ—£ļøFREE GAME: women tend to have a hard time believing you want a real connection when your profile pic hardšŸ† and your comment history is all porn pages. Happy šŸ‘ day
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Nodadbodorjokes is a male age 35 looking for a female
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No, this isnā€™t some sort of virtuous post. These are just a funny spin on observations Iā€™ve made in here lol backed by conversations with all 12 women that exist in here lol so next time Jack Mehoff makes a super sad post about how no one is real in hereā€¦ Do a little self reflecting first lol thereā€™s definitely women in here

In the timeless šŸŽ„ song by Mariah Carey: šŸŽ¶All I want for Christmas is.. a woman built like a PixarMom, equipped with banter and sarcasm to create some escapismā€¦YOuUUuušŸŽ¶

Itā€™s just me, still trying to find that sexy lurker. I mean is it impossible to find a woman who loves to laugh, converse, converse and doesnā€™t expect me to be your pocket psychiatrist/porn star on command and wants to form some good old-fashioned escapism. Here goes some bullet points

  • black, father, Married, not in anyway miserable nor do I want that energy. Experienced in this lifestyle. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Conversation is key,Mutual attraction is a must, laughter is medicine,good vibes are the destination. I match energy and effort.
  • Full understanding between fantasy and reality. While I enjoy creating a place that would be just our own. Whether that means shit talking Karen from work, telling me things I already know like my puppies are adorable or pretend to be impressed with my HUGE Dā€¦. Bourbon collection. Life is tricky, hard and complicated, having daily hits of pocket dope mean, definitely can help make this crazy ride, we call life, more enjoyable.
  • Normally this is where Iā€™d leave a physical description of myself but instead, Iā€™ll leave a cliffhanger. Past Reddit encounters have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale), Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese and a catfish( I think thats a compliment)ā€¦.. šŸ˜‚

Anyways, so if you happen to be a fun, loving woman, who can match my energy, loves to laugh, takes pride in her appearance(HWP) and it clearly shows and maybe she has to wrestle her Lululemon/scrubs over heršŸ‘. Run donā€™t walk to my DMā€™s, ciao for now!

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand I ONLY snap, most likely not getting any other apps. Tell me your favorite cocktail to drink while watching football!

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