Don’t message without your age, location, height, and a pic!

Looking for someone discreet (age 30-40) Not your typical redditor and not looking for one either. Im picky and patient…

••If you don’t fit the description I’m looking for please just keep scrolling. I’m direct, have a type and know what I’m looking for- that doesn’t make me an ass. Don’t use your precious time to comment on my post just to throw shade because you don’t fit what I’m looking for or are an armchair critic. If you think about doing so - know you’re one of the reasons there are so many men asking why there are ’no real women on Reddit’. If you want the regular everyday women to put themselves out there then stop fucking hating on us when we post what we want. ✌🏻

Why am I here ?

I’ve had some luck but wanting something more real, meaningful, long term? Someone who has time to give to this. Not someone who just wants message and play only when they need a release. And when they’re done they don’t have much to say or ask for a few days…not my thing. I want someone who wants to know me in all the ways. I want you wild for me.

Im missing a thrill. Excitement.
Connection. Someone interested in getting to know me. Attention…both giving and receiving. The anticipation of the little red notifications… Guess I’m a cake eater ? I wanna make you want for me…

Prefer men who are: above average attractive -feel like I have to say that or I get a bunch of short overweight balding guys with acne asking if they fit the bill. I’m not shallow but I want to be so attracted to you I can’t resist.

6’2 or taller - short kings, simmer down before heading to the comments with your unmatched intelligence on how unlikely it is I’ll find what I’m looking for. I’m already well aware I’ve narrowed my search….fuck the <4%, with my other preferences I’m searching more in that <1% 😝✌🏻

Prefer full hair or completely bald Mature/established… Intelligent…
Fit/in good shape. I don’t mind a dad bod just not into thin or skinny guys. Facial hair…

Someone who wants to talk to me daily. Tell me good morning and good night. Hype me.

My husbands very attractive- tall, dark and handsome, muscular, well hung. Not looking to downgrade. Make me want for something I don’t have.

About me:

Im a paradox.
The quintessential neighborhood mom—professional, involved, quiet, put together. Whose smile lingers just long enough to spark a little curiosity.
Makes you wonder what secrets are smoldering beneath her surface. The one you can feel the seductive pull from when she looks at you…. Who you eye fuck when you see her in the school pick up line.. The mom who always remembers to bring cupcakes for the bake sale, layered with an intoxicating alluring energy that suggests she knows exactly how to break the rules—and make you want to break them with her.

Tall, long dark hair, green eyes, active mom bod Seductive and sexy Married
Intelligent I’ve got my shit together 😏

My interests: Being outside The mountains Traveling So much music Psych thriller and spicy books 420